Who does buy from there? People must, I know, or they wouldn’t still publish the darn thing. Sure, everyone likes to dream about a wooden bracelet assistant that helps you snap the clasp … but do people buy them?
In my perfect world, I actually would kind of trick out my house with the cool gadgets from SkyMall. They have a video screen microscope!
Imagining my life through SkyMall is sort of how I hoped the future would be – lots of things that did everything for you.
I want things that sharpen your razor blades, portably disinfect wherever you sit and wave your Harry Potter wand to remote control your TV.
The one thing I really want and WILL buy one day? This guy.
I’m just not sure if I want him in Pacific Northwest brown or Himalayan white.