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What I Think About At The Gym

1. I hate coming here. 2. I want to swim, but I got sick the last two times I went in that pool. Those old people’s germs and diseases probably leap off them as they do those stupid waterobics. 3. Do they really need 36 giant TV screens in here? I don’t want to be forced to watch Faux News. 4. Personally, I think the villain monologues from Doctor Who on my playlist are pretty darn motivating. 5. That guy would be perfect casting for…

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