The Official, Super-Heroic Website of Chip Carter

Writing. Marketing. Branding.

With Extra Cheese.

Why am I so cheesy? I grew up in the 1970s and watched a lot of TV. I think that explains it.

I’m an author, writer, storyteller, branding expert, and the most trivial person you’ll know.

Why am I the Warlord of Marketing?

Branding … it isn’t just for dragons anymore!

Strategy … it’s what’s for breakfast!
Is your brand’s story epic enough?

What have I written for you lately?

King of the Seven Seas!
The Wisdom of Picard
Make it so!
The Latest in Laugh-Filled Lists!

How trivial am I?

Don’t snap your fingers!

Time for cheesecake!
I most identify with Rickety Cricket.