What I Think About When Flying
1) Those millimeter wave scanners are clearly based on medical technology and they are finding something wrong with my left knee because they pat it down every time. 2) It’s 2013 and people STILL try to bring water through security. 3) I wonder if I need knee surgery. 4) I need breakfast, but I’m not […]
This is the time. And this is the record of the time.
If a picture says a thousand words, then I just saved my typing fingers approximately 16,000 keystrokes (assuming an average of 5 letters per words … Anyway – my week in pictures. Let’s start with drunk cat, shall we?
What I Think About at Comic Conventions
1) Just once, I wish a comic con would make the wristbands look like Wonder Woman’s magic bracelets. 2) My spending limit today is $40. This is final. 3) They made a Dazzler statue?!? 4) How do I not have that already? 5) See # 2 above. Sad face.
It Is What It Is
The main reason I want some clone body technology, is to avoid ever spending another minute in an emergency room. Fixing problems like broken bones, lacerations, pneumonia and death, I feel should be as easy as replacing the batteries in my wireless mouse. Click and re-connect, please. In reality, I am sort of amazed at […]
Do we need another hero?
In moving forward in a couple of writing projects, I have been stalled several times and found myself asking,”Why? Why now? Why now, when I clearly need to get some things finished, become rich and famous and buy the house next door so I can knock it down and make a two-story pool that gets […]
What I Think About At The Gym
1. I hate coming here. 2. I want to swim, but I got sick the last two times I went in that pool. Those old people’s germs and diseases probably leap off them as they do those stupid waterobics. 3. Do they really need 36 giant TV screens in here? I don’t want to be […]
What I Think About At Concerts
1. Where does the guy with his face covered in tattoos work? Probably not at an accounting firm. 2. What are they really doing backstage while the opening act is on? 3. Can that drink on the ledge of the balcony fall on me? 4. Good grief, there’s a lot of Misfits t-shirts. 5. I […]
Miss Scarlet In the Kitchen with the Glass Mug
I killed a baby lizard. Part of the reason I’m a vegetarian is that I can’t stand violence. I can barely tolerate anger, because I know the vast wells of anger I dip into can make me so blind with rage that I wish violence on people and things. So to kill something has left […]
Enter Sandman
For years, I’ve suffered from pretty intense headaches. Usually behind one eye or the other and they lasted for hours until I could sleep it off. Generally the only thing that ever helped was an extremely hot shower, and even that only helped temporarily unless I could fall asleep quickly enough. Last year, at a […]