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What I Think About When Flying

1) Those millimeter wave scanners are clearly based on medical technology and they are finding something wrong with my left knee because they pat it down every time. 2) It’s 2013 and people STILL try to bring water through security. 3) I wonder if I need knee surgery. 4) I need breakfast, but I’m not paying $8.95 for a egg and cheese bagel. 5) My other breakfast option is Twizzlers and trail mix. 6) Okay, I need the protein. Plus, you expect to get ripped…

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