DALLAS – Season Two, Episode 9: “Survival”

By now, everyone has finished watching Tiger King and you’re needin’ a Southern-style drama fix. Well, this may be the 70s and it may not have tiger cubs … but Bobby and J.R. are about to go down in a plane crash and will probably (gasp) have to work together to survive! Are you ready […]

DALLAS – Season 2, Episode 7: “Runaway”

Wow. What a week. With the global news and the COVID outbreak so dire, I have one bright spot –  this week’s Dallas recap. And it may be the second or third best episode ever! Better than “Who Shot J.R.?” you ask? Did that episode have a van with a total shag carpet interior? Nope. […]

DALLAS – Season 2, Episode 5: “Black Market Baby”

Oh, lawsy … Sue Ellen wants a baby and she’s ready to pay for one! Let’s jump in and see what’s happening on the ranch! It’s Jock and Miss Ellie’s anniversary and as he opens a present there’s no card. J.R. tries to dig at Pam for forgetting the card. Pam demurely tells him it’s […]

DALLAS – Season 2, Episode #: “Reunion, Part 2”

Welcome back to the reunion of Gary #1 (aka, NOT Real Gary Ewing, as played late by Ted Shackleford) and his family. After a quick recap of last week’s events (which I won’t recap my own recap here, because then we get into a meta-spiral we’ll never escape), let’s dive right in. We open with […]

DALLAS Season 1 – Episode 1 – “Digger’s Daughter”

It can’t be overstated how much Dallas impacted my life. I was 13 years old when it came on, and I don’t think my parents let my brother and me watch the pilot. But soon, every Friday night after the Dukes of Hazzard, we were all glued to the television set. I fell in love […]